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Heroes of the Santa Monica Militia
Chester Hoover, a longtime foe of Rent Control, was buried
Wednesday. Following is a tribute to Hoover and two fellow “militia”
members that originally ran last year in WAM, the monthly magazine
put out by ACTION Apartment Association. Hoover’s death, which
follows those of Al Kindt and John Jurenka, marks the end of a
colorful era in rent board politics.
By James L. Jacobson
The Santa Monica Rent Board got into foreign policy in late
1989 by supporting revolutions in Nicaragua and El Salvador. When
this happened, three courageous apartment owners appeared who
fought this waste of public time and funds. I refer to them as
the Santa Monica Militia because they are unpaid citizen soldiers
who stand ready to defend personal liberty against oppressive
power of the government.
The first person who opposed the unlawful activities of the
Rent Board on a regular basis was John Jurenka, a founding member
and past president of ACTION and a veteran of the Rent Board wars
from the beginning.
For the first ten years of Rent Control, John spent more time
at the weekly Rent Board meetings than any person who was not
a paid employee of the Board. There were many occasions when he
sat alone at meetings until midnight as the only member of the
public watching the Board and arguing with them whenever they
strayed from their written agenda. Before cable TV covered the
meetings, John Jurenka was the only member of the public who knew
what was happening at those meetings.
The second member of the Militia is Chet Hoover, Lt. JG, USN
Ret. Serial # 565674. A former Navy carrier pilot, he supported
many legal challenges to the Board including two published decisions
which curbed the Board's power to penalize owners who paid registration
fees late and allowed the local court to exercise its independent
judgment when reviewing certain Rent Board decisions. He was as
generous with his money as John was as generous with his time.
He began to attend Rent Board meetings each week when the Board
began setting foreign policy and failing to show proper respect
to Old Glory.
The third member of the Militia is Al Kindt, 1st Sergeant, U.S.
Army Ret. Serial # 12016032. He and Chet Hoover attend Rent Board
meetings every week claiming to be P.O.W's. and making speeches
that display humor, wit and sarcasm. Al has sued the Board over
using the public meetings for private purposes and although this
has not brought a direct benefit to many other apartment owners,
it has brought the Board's foreign policy actions and abuse of
the Rent Control law to the attention of Federal judges.
The three veterans identified above were in the forefront of
the December 7th, 1989 Rent Board meeting, supported by a Marine
color guard and over 100 property owners and other patriots.
But more action followed in the months to come as John, Al and
Chet fought the Sandinista Rent Board headed by Commissars Wayne
Alfred Bauer and Susan Packer Davis (known as the "B &
D Team" or simply "BAD.").
From December 7, 1989 through the following January, the fighting
was brutal and there were casualties on both sides. When Commissar
Bauer publicly claimed to be a patriotic veteran of the U.S. Marine
Corps, The Outlook newspaper ran an article which revealed
that he was only a veteran of Marine boot camp and did not complete
that tour of duty before going AWOL.
As a result of the nasty Board meetings, Commissar Julie Lopez-Dad
quit the Rent Board in disgust, although she was an early supporter
of the revolution. Commissar Lipson would soon follow. Jean Hobson,
who was the Board's Secretary for over ten years, (and universally
liked by everyone) also quit her job claiming that Commissar Bauer
had been rude to her. (She was not alone. Commissar Bauer was
rude to many people he did not agree with, and he was not a very
agreeable person.)
And it came to pass that in February 1990, the owner of the
Sea Castle apartment building (which had 178 rental units) finally
got fed up with Rent Board decrease petitions and litigation.
And so he announced that he was going out of business under the
Ellis Act, which is a state law that allows property owners in
radical rent controlled areas to go out of business. (Is this
a free country or what?)
In response to the unfettered act of liberty by the owner of
the Sea Castle, the Rent Board decided to attack the Ellis Act
by holding a special meeting where tenants could tell horror stories
about getting evicted because of that law. The videotape of the
meeting would then be "edited" (i.e., censored) and
sent to Sacramento. But events did not unfold as planned.
Unfortunately, (for the Board), landlords crashed their meeting
and outnumbered the tenant speakers by a margin of nearly five
to one. Instead of a video that showed the horrors of the Ellis
Act, the tape became a great advertisement for vacancy decontrol.
And so ACTION sent complete copies of the tape to Sacramento with
the caption, "Hear and see the whole story!"
By the end of February of 1990, tempers were running high. John,
Chet and Al would sit in the front row of seats at Rent Board
meetings and interrupt the Commissars whenever they interrupted
the meeting with public announcements that had nothing to do with
Rent Control business. (I joined them on some occasions, happy
to be an honorary member of the Santa Monica Militia.) But the
Rent Board fought back.
In an effort to keep the members of the public from interrupting
the Commissars while they themselves interrupted the meetings
with private political announcements, the Commissars would call
the Santa Monica police to escort protesting landlords out of
the meeting. And when that failed to silence the hecklers, the
Board closed the front row seats to members of the public.
But that did not work too well either. As police officers were
removing us from the front row, protests could still be heard.
"Get to the back of the bus!" was a favorite protest
that arose as landlords were being escorted to the back of the
hall or out of the meeting altogether.
Another SMRR tactic was employed by Commissar Bauer, who often
interrupted speakers during the three minutes that members of
the public were allowed to speak to the Board. But at the meeting
of February 22, 1990, Commissar Bauer picked on the wrong person.
At that meeting the large wooden speaker's podium in front of
the Rent Board fell in Commissar Bauer's direction while he was
interrupting John Jurenka.
Although some will claim that John threw the podium at Commissar
Bauer, such claims are exaggerated. I was sitting nearby when
the speaker's podium headed in Commissar Bauer's direction. Although
John pushed the podium a bit, it did not attain a very high altitude.
But unfortunately, John was arrested and put out of service.
John's doctor advised him to avoid stressful situations and lifting
heavy objects (such as wooden podiums). And John's attorney told
him that damaging public property is still a crime although stealing
private property is perfectly legal. Anyway, that skirmish did
not end the conflict.
At the March 1st, 1990 meeting, 1st Sgt. Kindt fought back by
telling Bible stories about how Sampson vanquished his enemies
using the jawbone of an ass. He then pointed out that Commissar
Bauer used the same weapon whenever he spoke to landlords.
That was a fun hearing! But not nearly as fun as the public
announcement the following week when Commissar Bauer did not speak
in parables. He called Lt. Hoover, "A yella piece of sh*t."
Just in case anyone watching the show on TV at home missed that
announcement, Sgt. Kindt seized both the moment and the public
microphone and announced, "Madame Chairman! Did you hear
that! Commissar Bauer just called Mr. Hoover `a yella piece of
sh*t on the television!'" Thanks to Al, The public's right
to know was well preserved.
And while Sgt. Kindt was making the public announcement, Commissar
Bauer was walking out of the meeting shouting at Chet Hoover,
"You're yella, you got no guts," while challenging him
to a fight in the parking lot. It was the Rent Board's finest
hour. (It was also the only time I got to see a Rent Board Commissar
who had to leave a meeting after arguing with a landlord.)
More than six years have passed since the battle over the Flag
and foreign policy broke out at the Rent Board. Rent Board meetings
are quieter now and the police are gone, but Al Kindt and Chet
Hoover still remain in the front row seats at each meeting, ever
vigilant for the cause of freedom of speech and to insure that
the Rent Board sticks to Rent Board business.
Although the fall of the Soviet Union and the rusting of the
Iron Curtain may have contributed to the demise of the Sandinista
Rent Control Board, those events alone were not enough. North
Korea and Cuba would be under new management if the fall of the
Soviet block was enough to cause the total demise of socialism
everywhere.
I think that all apartment owners owe a debt of gratitude to
John, Chet and Al for risking their time, money and reputations
to make the Rent Board mind its own business.
And if you don't think they are doing a good job, call City
TV at (310) 458-8590 and order a videotape of the Rent Board meeting
of December 7th 1989 and/or the meetings from February 8th through
March 8th 1990 when the Sandinista Rent Board was at the high
water mark of its glory.
You should find that when it comes to lewd and rude public broadcasting,
Howard Stern and Jenny Jones will never be able to top the old
Sandinista Rent Board shows.
James L. Jacobson, who works for the law firm of Gordon P.
Gitlen, is a longtime opponent of rent control.
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